I love shopping and you all know that.
Really it does not matter what I am shopping for. Even toilet paper.
Being out and about is fun and I love to find new things.
Sometimes I find new products I love, and at other times, I am really shopping for what I need.
There are those who buy in bulk all the time, conversely during trying times there are HOARDERS.
One of my favorite movies has a line in it that states, “more is not always better it is just more!”
However, the story I am about to tell you is without a doubt we can all relate to and makes it necessary to have more of this stuff, rather than less.
The funny thing about toilet paper is that often a toilet paper roll has its way of making a strange disappearance.
Here’s how to stop the toilet paper caper!
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Some stories are just too good to not be retold.
My Go-to has been Scott Bath tissue and I am sure you will appreciate this story as to why.
One of these packages lasts a LONG time in a home, so you don’t need to restock that often.
Somewhere In A Home Not Far From Yours the Toilet Paper Caper May Strike
In a house, not too far away, was a Mom, a Dad, their sons, and a soon-to-be-wife.
The bathroom in the house was frequented by so many in the house as it was the ‘one’ that everyone could easily access, making the Scott 1000 a hot commodity.
Someone was supposed to stock the bathroom as part of their weekly chores.
A solitude roll of toilet paper sat on the steps going up until that person remembered to do their chore.
The Mom did so much for the kids that she finally decided that if they can’t take the Scott 1000 up, then they don’t need bath tissue in their bathroom.
Yep, The Toilet Paper Caper Struck and The Next Person Was ‘Shit’ out of Luck….
The ultimate in horrible is about to unfold in the house and all kind of embarrassment is about to commence.
A soon-to-be wife of one of the brothers is headed up to the bathroom.
She just wanted to get in and get out, while everyone else is downstairs.
The bathroom is in a more isolated area of the home, so really screaming won’t help you when you are in there!)
After going to the bathroom, and reaching for the toilet paper or the toilet paper that should have been there…..
It became, ‘pull em’ up like a big girl and get down the steps for the bath tissue that was sitting there or well, you get the picture!
Clearly a case where MORE would have been better, like MORE in the bathroom, more on a roll and less embarrassment from having to come down and chew out the soon-to-be husband!
As I said, the toilet paper caper scenario is played out in everyone’s home at some time and in some form or another.
However, if you buy big, you stock the room bigger.
Find this toilet paper in Sam’s Club if you are a member, we have been for over 20 Years!
Of course, you can buy Scott toilet tissue online as well.
This lifestyle expert knows where to shop and why!
Avoid the toilet paper caper.
Lavishly out with the toilet paper caper now that you know what Stops the Toilet Paper Caper! ~ Dana XO