Dick’s Last Resort Baltimore

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Life is short, vacations are shorter and if you can’t laugh at yourself, life is not worth living. Early on I learned, laugh at yourself, keep things light and life lets you live it out loud.  Funny enough, we stumbled upon an eatery that celebrates life, throws sarcasm on the menu and serves up laughter.  

Dick’s Last Resort Baltimore is a destination and an experience coupled in one. My kids personally just wanted to say they were at ‘Dick’s’, the cool way to say words they are not supposed to. Dick’s Last Resort Baltimore is located right in the heart of Inner Harbor.

Get ready for great Southern-style food, a little sarcasm dished up by the servers and of course lots of fun, unless that is off your menu! Lavishly live food out loud, dine in an allergen-friendly environment and eat, drink and laugh.

 Dick’s Last Resort Baltimore –  Beginning

I was a guest of Dick’s Last Resort Baltimore. Opinions and images are my own. I only stay at a dining location and experience it if it is the best of the best and this was fun!

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If you don’t want to play by the rules, don’t go in, because you won’t have fun! Go in with your eyes wide open.  Enjoy being greeted, and seated and passing by bras hanging from the bar. Just for one fleeting moment,  I started to wonder what environment I had put my kids in.  Then it was off to the races because one server was throwing napkins, tossing straws and making people fill their own drinks. Yeah, that happens at Dick’s Last Resort.

We were happy to be guests of Dick’s Last Resort, it is kind of a bucket list thing! Look at those faces! Fun.

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We got seated and bibbed.  Next it was time to be Hatted with what could only make us laugh. We met our server, Brian.  Niko’s allergies were no problem because Dick’s Last Resort is Allergen Friendly, so he too could eat. Actually, if he could not have eaten we would have left, I am known to do that as I have little toleration for food establishments that can not work with today’s known allergies.

Dick’s Last Resort – Food

Steak & Salad – Allergen Friendly Dish 

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Our menu choices are totally lunch perfect.  Chicken Tenders served with Fries,

Firecracker Salmon,

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  and a Southwest Salad.

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The Staff 

I am happy to have met the General Manager Arnold, who really knows all about Inner Harbor.  Actually, GM Arnold provided me with a wealth of knowledge about the area.  And of course our server Brian was fun, funny and good to my kids.

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Personal Thanks

I’d love to thank the smack-off, sarcastic server that sent us on our way to the ladies room.  Please be sure to follow the yellow footsteps to the ladies room!

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Dessert Call 

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Don’t miss out on the fully melted chocolate bar, with Heath-topping on a brownie, total yum!

Party Time? 

Now, you have to see the stuff I saw at the bar! Fabulous and funny and really lets me imagine the party time that happens. I need a night here without the kids!   dick's last resort, dick's last resort hats, dick's last resort bibs, dicks' last resort baltimore, sarcasm, inner harbor, allergen free dining, crude, raunchy, fun, southern style meals, allergen friendly menu, service with a smile and attitude, outdoor dining, indoor dining, heart of inner harbor, restaurant, meals, dinner, lunch, entertainment, drinks, drink specials, entertainment, where to dine in inner harbor, allergen friendly dining inner harbor, baltimore, inner harbor dining, travel writer, food writer, dana vento

It is insanely fun, allergen friendly and a destination must for anyone traveling to the Inner Harbor area of Baltimore.  Just let go, enjoy and lavishly live life out loud! I would like to thanks, Dick’s Last Resort Baltimore for the awesome hospitality!