New Year, New Me? Nah, New Year, New ‘Poo-lution’! šš© Let’s turn dog poop disposal from a chore into a score in the new year!
Christmas might be over, but our four-legged friends are still in the giving mood, leaving us ‘lumps of coal’ on our daily walks. Let’s make a resolution to not just step over, but to clean up these festive leftovers. It’s time to replace those ‘oops’ with a clean sweep!
Who said New Year’s resolutions can’t be a little cheeky? This year, we’re not just stepping up our fitness game, we’re also stepping around less… unexpected surprises. Let’s start a hilariously serious journey of becoming a poop-scooping ninja – because nobody likes a sidewalk surprise!
Say goodbye to the days of ‘doo’ disasters! As we step into a the new year, it’s time to tackle dog poop disposal with a mix of flair, care, and a little dare. Get ready to be the Sherlock of poop scooping, uncovering the ‘how-tos’ of handling your furry friendās business with style.
Because along with the cuddles and playtimes comes a less glamorous, but oh-so-crucial responsibility ā managing your dog’s, well, ‘business’. That’s right, we’re diving nose-first into the world of dog poop disposal as a new year’s resolution that stinks but needs adhered to!
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Why Not Doing Proper Dog Poop Disposal Is More Than Just a Stinky Nuisance
Navigating the world of dog poop isnāt just about holding your nose and looking the other way.
Letās dive into why scooping that poop is seriously important:
- Health Hazard: Think of dog waste as the unwanted gift that keeps on giving ā but in this case, doggy doo is handing out bacteria and parasites. Remember, E. coli isnāt just a trendy name for a rock band.
- Unpleasant Odor: Dog poop has a fragrance thatās definitely not going to be bottled and sold as the next Chanel No. 5. Itās a natural eau de āno thanksā that can turn a stroll in the park into an olfactory obstacle course.
- Your Responsibility: Owning a dog is like being in a sitcom ā full of love, laughter, and picking up poop. Itās not the job you want, but itās the role you’ve signed up for. No understudies allowed!
- Accidental Spread: Dog poop: the ultimate party crasher. It sticks around longer than anyone wants, especially when it hitchhikes on the bottom of someoneās shoe. Talk about a travel bug!
- Environmental Impact: While dog waste isnāt Mother Natureās idea of a great fertilizer, itās excellent at creating those not-so-fashionable yellow spots on grass. Itās the lawn accessory nobody asked for.
- Community Spaces: Public spaces arenāt meant to be obstacle courses dotted with poop mines. Keeping them clean means everyone can frolic worry-free ā two and four-legged creatures alike.
- Legal Obligations: Thereās no āget out of jail freeā card when it comes to dog poop laws. Itās less about being a rebel and more about being a responsible citizen. Plus, who wants to pay fines that could be better spent on dog treats?
Letās face it, nobody’s thrilled about dog poop. For non-dog owners, it’s an unsightly, smelly encounter on their morning jog. For pet parents, it’s a daily ‘doodie’. So, let’s get savvy about scooping.
Also, keep in mind if you hire a dog sitter, make sure they are professionals and understand they need to follow the rules of dog ownership in your absence to keep the peace and fend off the doggie doo STANK from others.
1. The Right Gear: Mastering the Dog Poop Disposal Swoop and Scoop
Biodegradable Bags: An absolute must-have. They are eco-friendly and easy to carry.
- Picking Up the Poop: For those who can’t handle the feel of warm poo, using a garden glove inside the bag can be a game-changer. Simply use the gloved hand to pick up the waste, invert the bag, tie it off, and you’re good to go!
- Sanitization: Always carry hand sanitizer for a quick clean-up after the deed is done.
P.S. There’s a brand called the Schitty Kit It makes us laugh and you might want to look at it to help scoop the doop. !
Remember, the right gear makes you look like a poop-scooping pro, even on days when you’d rather be doing literally anything else.
A List of Dog Walking Essentials To Consider (including Dog Poop Disposal items)
If you have a dog, here are a few essentials you’ll want for that walk and resolution to keep cleaning your dog’s doo!
- Biodegradable poop bags
- Bag holder or pouch
- Treats for your dog
- Hand sanitizer
- Optional: (thicker) Garden glove for hygienic scooping or disposable plastic ones but you’ll feel that warm squish (ew).
2. Your Dog Poop Disposal Location Matters
Don’t just toss your dog poop disposal just anywhere. Think of it like real estate ā location, location, location! Except instead of selling houses, we’re avoiding leaving ‘landmines.
We’ve all seen it ā a pile left in the worst possible places. Avoid disposing of dog waste near water bodies, playgrounds, or in someone else’s yard (big no-no!). Use designated bins or take it home to dispose of it responsibly.
3. The Art of the Scoop
It’s not just pick and flick. Ensure you’re getting it all the doggie doo, especially on grassy or uneven surfaces. Leaving remnants isn’t just gross, it’s harmful to the environment.
4. Home Disposal: DIY Doggy Septic Systems
When you decide to bring a pet home, you are going all in from love to poop cleanup, and there are a few things you can do with that waste if you want to get creative.
Feeling adventurous? Create a pet waste composting system in your backyard. But do your research ā it’s not the same as your veggie peel compost. And remember to adhere to where you can and can not place the dog poop composters creation, for the safety of everyone.
Get your DIY on and create a doggy septic system. It’s like crafting but with a lot more poop and a little less glitter
5. The Neighborly Poop Talk: Diplomatic Measures for Non-Dog Owners
If you’re not a dog owner or even if you are, but find yourself navigating a minefield of doggy doo in your front yard, here’s how to handle it gracefully:
- HOA Intervention: If you’re part of a Homeowners Association, consider bringing up the issue at a meeting. The HOA can address it collectively, perhaps through community guidelines or newsletters.
- Signage Solutions: Install polite but clear signs in your yard, like “No Poop or Pee Zone,” to deter pet owners from allowing their dogs to relieve themselves on your property.
- Chemical Warning: Marking your lawn as chemically treated can be a deterrent and also protects dogs from potential harm.
- Direct Approach: If comfortable, have a polite, face-to-face conversation with the dog owner. Often, people are more responsive to friendly requests than anonymous notes.
It’s all about diplomacy – think of it as negotiating a peace treaty in the ongoing ‘Battle of the Frontyard’.
6. The Emergency Dog Poop Disposal Kit For Those Days Out
An emergency kit is your secret weapon. Think of it as your Mary Poppins bag, but instead of a lamp, it’s full of poop bags. Always carry extra bags. You never know when Fido decides it’s time for a double feature.
7. Breaking Down the No-No’s Of Dog Poop Disposal
Avoid these poop faux pas to maintain your status as the neighborhoodās favorite dog walker.
Where To NEVER Dispose of Dog Poop
- In storm drains
- In-home recycling bins
- Near children’s play areas
8. Encourage Others: Spread the Word, Not the Poop
Lead the pack in responsible poop disposal. It’s like being a superhero, but instead of a cape, you wield a poop bag.
Don’t ask others to do what you would not do: lead by example and encourage fellow dog owners to do the same. It’s about building a community of responsible pet parents.
Keep Your Dog Poop Disposal Resolution: Stay Committed!
Why did the dog refuse to play cards? Because he was always sitting on a good hand… or in this case, a good scoop! š¾š
And hey, if you’ve got some tricks up your sleeve (or in your poop bag) for keeping this ‘poo-solution’, share them in the comments below! We’re all ears (and paws) for more ingenious ways to tackle our tail-wagging friends’ little ‘gifts’. Let’s make the new year the year we all become poop-scooping heroes!~Dana XO
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