I love vacation time because it is just time to relax. Our Puerto Vallarta vacation allowed me the time to really relax and indulge in some much needed poolside time. As I sat beside the pool I noticed a lot of drinks floating from person to person and people were tasting each other’s beverages.
The fun of vacation is talking to strangers, making new friends and learning new beverages. While there are some oldies but goodies there are also some that are worth a mention as they are bold, delicious and spirited. Today’s post will let you lavishly live frosty beverages out loud as I offer up the top 10 drinks to taste in Puerto Vallarta.
Cold & Colorful
Often when I see a frosted beverage I more think ‘slushie’ than cocktail but I was shown a new path on our Puerto Vallarta trip. The ladies around the pool had this cocktail thing down, and our servers Gustavo and Carlos (those are the two that we relied on) offered a few fun suggestions as well.
Since my daughter was legal age in Puerto Vallarta for drinking we decided to have our own little party and she started taste-testing beverages, getting to know what she liked and disliked. What you need to know is what one mixologist creates the other might make it just a little differently, let me show you four different versions of one awesome drink.
Top 10 Drinks To Taste In Puerto Vallarta
Here’s our lineup of fun and flavorful beverages bookmark this page so you can try them all as I am sure your mixologist can recreate all of them! From animal names to superheroes, these drinks will have you relaxing and loving on them. The mixologists of Puerto Vallarta create a dream vacation through their recipes! Pass these on to your friends so everyone learns what great drinks can be found in Puerto Vallarta.
Superman
Superman is Blue Curacao, Pina Colada and Strawberry Daiquiri and I have to say quite a little ass kicker, so be forewarned. The guys around the pool were sipping on these as well! However, this drink came in 4 variations. If you asked for Superman with 3 Colores, it often came as 3 drinks, and sometimes the 3rd color was just mixed in, take a look. All that matters is that it tasted good from top to bottom, Olè!
Let’s just say there are 4 versions of this drink! So I wonder who was drinking the mixologist or me? The one you see in the man’s hand above is what the drinks started out looking like, but as the day went on, here are the other versions that came from different mixologists! The first version is in this man’s hand, I simply asked him what was in his glass and that is where it all started!
Superman Version 2
Superman Version 3
Superman Version 4
Donkey Sperm
Sorry we drank this one before we got to photo it, but it was delicious. The cocktail was made of a sour mix, malibu coconut rum and soda and it oozed over the side of the glass. These were served in tall glasses.
Mango Margarita
Mango Margaritas packed a little kick of ‘heat’ because they are rimmed a few pepper flakes. The mango margarita is an orange liqueur, Lime juice, and mango syrup, really fruity and really good. This is Juan making mine at La Cabana in the Buenaventura Grand Hotel.
Melon Daquiri
This tasted like watermelon, who knows what was in it, but I would definitely recommend it as it was delicious and made its appearance around the poolside a lot of the adults!
Margarita on the Rocks
Let’s face facts, Mexico is the reason for the Margarita so where better to enjoy this lovely libation than poolside. On the rocks, not on the rocks, salted, not salted or even with a tequila shot on the side, Olè! Above is the on the rocks version and below is the more slushie-like version both salted! Bottoms Up!
Strawberry Daquiri
These were wicked delicious and perfectly blended each time, not too thick, not too much alcohol just nice tasty drink! I think the photo says it all.
Mayan Sacrifice
My daughter and I keep going back and forth as to the proper name and the contents, but I believe it was Mayan Ruin and she says Mayan Sacrifice. Personally, I think I just need to head back down to Puerto Vallarta to find out what the name is and have another! The beverage fit for the gods and served to the pool goddesses, and Whoa does this little one pack a punch! You will be the only thing ruined after a few of these, sweet, tart and oh so good!
After Dinner Amaretto 
This was really refreshing after a meal, a walk and then a bit of time together. A little splash of cherry juice made it the perfect ending to a perfect day!
Beer
Hey, lady don’t forget your Cerveza’s and why would you, check out what was being served! Corona served here!
TEQUILA
Last, but hardly least, Tequila. Tequila shots were on the side with beverages, at dinner tables, around the pool and up and down the Malecon! There’s also a general allowance for carrying some back to the US so check out how much you can bring home and fill those suitcases to bring a little Puerto Vallarta home! My personal favorite was the one that tasted like coffee!
Dana Vento is a travel and culinary writer who globetrots and shares destinations and stories of destinations!
So this is Puerto Rico? Good to know. Where is that exactly?
I’ll order any of those Superman drink and then have the Donkey sperm. I will then tell the cute bartender: “So that’s how Superman’s sperm tastes like!” Perfect pickup line! LOL!
I am dying at your pickup line:) HA HA
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Mayan Sacrifice? What is this 2012? Anyway it can get peoples curiosity for sure.
Strawberry daiquiri is my go-to drink. It’s like my welcome drink in any beach vacation I go to. The best I had so far is in Menorca. Totally forgot the name of the beach but I will be able find my way should I find myself in that Spanish vacation paradise someday!
Donkey Sperm and Mayan Sacrifice are both interesting to try out. They have interesting names and ingredients. Yes, your vacation wouldn’t be complete without spending local drinks.
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Whoa looks like you’ve enjoyed a lot of drinks in Puerto Vallarta. I wish I was in ur shoes. The Superman looks so delectable.
Donkey sperm really? Can they pick a better name that sounds disgusting. However looks can be deceiving.
I can see myself drinking these. If alcohol is minimized. I am a girl and cannot stomach too much alcohol.
What’s in that Mayan Sacrifice?!?! Interesting name, true. Sometimes I’m afraid to try drinks that I am not sure of the ingredients. I had a very bad experience once during spring break. Oh! Learned my lesson from it. But thanks for sharing dear!
Oh my we have all been there, but unless you tell the server to Double Up, these drinks don’t get you toasted
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So many drinks, so little time! That’s what I always feel when on holiday (especially in exotic locales like Puerto Vallarta, Ibiza, St. Tropez, etc). I don’t wanna get so drunk that I cannot enjoy daytime activities the following day. But these drinks look harmless enough (LOL).
Unless you ordered them as a DOUBLE they were more watered down than they were Alcohol
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Donkey Sperm is one odd drink name. I would love to try all four versions of Superman and see how each differs!
I wish I have some down time too so I can hit the beach and enjoy a mango margarita or melon daiquiri. Tequila would be fine too.
Even if these drinks are fee do not go into a drinking spree. These will give you a hang over.
Do they give out free samples he he. I would love to drink these.
These beverages are included it’s an all inclusive resort and seriously on the streets at the bars Margaritas are only $1 and they are delish
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Donkey sperm? Seriously? Hahah that sure caught my attention. But if it was fab delicious then I’ll go for it too!
I wanna try all those Superman variations and see if I can finish them all before getting drunk! Nice post Dana!
if you order them as is, rather than DOUBLE IT UP you won’t get drunk they are far too watered down:)
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I more of an ice-cold-beer-in-a-frosted-mug-person, but those cocktails looks amazing! Perhaps what makes them more enticing is the fact that there seems to be a lot of sunlight all over. Yep! vacation drinks indeed!
I have tried 3 of the drinks you mentioned in your blog and I would dare say that it was great! I tried it during a trip with my cousins there last year.
I don’t really drink but the way you presented these drinks are quiet inviting. I would like to try some, just to get a taste of it. I’m sure someone else will finish the drink for me.
I May sound gay but I do not drink ever… However I recognize alcohols benefits
I am no drinker but these drinks look good. A sip or two will do and the fruit drinks are worth a try.
If I were in a flirty mood, I would try these different versions of Superman. But only with a hot bartender to serve me! Thanks for sharing Dana!
totally cracking up but the Buenaventura has a lot of eye candy:)
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I’m curious about that Mayan Sacrifice drink. If it’s fit for the gods, then it must be one helluva reason to head on down to Mexico! Ole!
The strawberry daiquiri looks so cool and refreshing. I have never tried it before. It’s the perfect drink for summer.
Ooooh! I love cocktails! Especially on a hot sunny day like that!
All the drinks look very refreshing. Though I wonder what coffee-flavored tequila would taste like!
Tequila is divine, the flavored tequila coffee is outstanding
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These are perfect. I can totally imagine in a blazing sun watching hot babes and chilling with these drinks in my hand. This like living the life.
I have never drink alcohol full on ever. Just a taste makes me puke. However, I can drink the fruit drinks.
I like slushie margaritas. And sipping them by the poolside enjoying the sunshine. Alas…it’s just wishful thinking for now as right outside my window, snow is 2-inch thick!
Love anything with watermelon or mango! Oh and strawberry too! Especially when it is served by a hot and hunky bartender!
‘hot hunky’ bartender — LMAO but agreed
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Drinks have a history of weird names BLOWJOB for example. However this was my first time hearing superman.
I am no fan of alcohol. However, What is Superman as a drink? strange name.
I don’t drink, but the fruit sound heavenly! I’m glad you had a fun time and spent quality time with your daughter.
I tasted Tequila with coffee and it was so strong as if my lungs got burned up. The drink was great to drink when you are freezing out in the beach.
Who would ever forget the classic beer when you go on to a tropical getaway? Beer is best consumed when you eat fried squid.
All of these drinks look super refreshing! It would be awesome to have these around while you’re spending a relaxing time at the beach. The Superman drinks are interesting.
I don’t really drink but I have to admit, those look delicious. I especially like how all the Superman drinks look like!
Mmmm yummy! I’m getting thirsty after reading this. I am curious about the “Donkey Sperm”. Is it good?
The donkey sperm is best done in small doses, but there were those drinking it by the glass! It was fun looking on the glass
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Tasted tequila already. Superman looks delicious and the mayan as well.
Superman looks really cool and delicious.
I’m not one for experimenting, especially when in a foreign land. So it’s a Corona for me. LOL!
Lovely, lovely pics! Oh that Donkey Sperm sounds funny but I guess it tasted good too!
Puerto Rico looks like such a great vacation spot! I am not much of a drinker but I would definitely treat myself to a few of these!
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The Melon Daquiri looks so yummy! It would be so amazing to have a vacation with my friends in Puerto Vallarta! We could see the sights, take pictures, relax, and have an overall good time.
I would love to visit there too. Everyone who goes just seems enamored!
All of the drinks seem good, especially under a sunny day at the beach. I would like to try some of those when I visit a beach resort.
The superman looks really delicious! I’ve yet to try any mixed alcoholic concoction other than my own homemade stuff so having one of these is definitely something i would love to experience.